That moment when you realize how loved you were
At first i just wanted to draw Loki’s stupid face being indignant but things escalated from there :p
One time I told my friend’s mom that I was “okay” with durian and she immediately started telling everyone that I loved durian and I had to eat all this durian stuff that tasted like farts.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Anonymous asked: You're British, right? So what's up with the price of Freddos?
HOLY FUCK, ANON, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ASKED ME THAT QUESTION.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, THEY WERE 5P. THAT IS 1/20 OF A POUND AND WE WERE ALL PRETTY HAPPY WITH THAT. FREDDOS WERE GREAT. LIFE WAS GREAT. WE HAD OUR FREDDOS AND EVERYTHING WAS COOL.
THEN FUCKING INFLATION STARTED BECAUSE THOSE BLOODY BANKERS DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS AND THE PRICE ROSE TO 10P. WE WERE PISSED OFF, BUT WE GOT BY.
BUT BY THE TIME I WAS ELEVEN, THEY WERE 15P AND EVERYONE WAS FUCKING FURIOUS BECAUSE IT WAS ALL WRONG AND NO CHILDREN’S CHOCOLATE SHOULD COST THAT MUCH. EVERYONE EATS FREDDOS. PROBABLY EVEN THE QUEEN. AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WAS OKAY WITH THIS.
BUT THE PISS TAKE CONTINUED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FREDDOS COST NOW? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE? WELL? DO YOU? 20 FUCKING P, THAT’S HOW MUCH THEY ARE!
SO FUCK THE ECONOMY, FUCK INFLATION, AND FUCK WHOEVER THOUGHT A FREDDOS PRICE HIKE WAS A GOOD IDEA.